Top Overheards in Lawrence, KS

Whatever... he doesn't even put out. Therefore, he is of no use.

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... she likes her men funded.

He really is a tromboner...

I guess in #Lawrence you can just ride a horse

Can I sit on the vagina part of the bench?

"Dude, there are way too many cats masturbating on YouTube."

OH(and by a "senior" gentleman): and then it turns out the fake ID she was using, the gal had a warrant out for her arrest!

...therefore through the transitive property they saved pee.

At JavaBreak, "The dog was retarded. No matter what you did, it would back itself up against a wall in my apartment and shit on it."

Deck my balls!

Biting the head off a gingerbread man can be very therapeutic.

I raise you Florida. I see your Florida, and raise you Dubai.

"He has flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday."

This hair's not gonna color itself ...

"Well...I've been hit in the back of the head with an axe...and look at me. I'm fine." --OH years ago at the old Shenago Lounge by a gentleman exposing several inches of crack.

I mean, ya gotta start somewhere. You can't just go, "hi, I wanna bang ya."

Overheard this at Henry's... " I just heard the words colonoscopy waft from over there.." which was quickly followed by hearing them say "worst oral surgeon ever"

she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.

Gotta poop. I'm going to Java Break.

"You know, my Dad had 130 first cousins..."

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Whatever... he doesn't even put out. Therefore, he is of no use.

... she likes her men funded.

He really is a tromboner...

I guess in #Lawrence you can just ride a horse

Can I sit on the vagina part of the bench?

"Dude, there are way too many cats masturbating on YouTube."

OH(and by a "senior" gentleman): and then it turns out the fake ID she was using, the gal had a warrant out for her arrest!

...therefore through the transitive property they saved pee.

At JavaBreak, "The dog was retarded. No matter what you did, it would back itself up against a wall in my apartment and shit on it."

Deck my balls!

Biting the head off a gingerbread man can be very therapeutic.

I raise you Florida. I see your Florida, and raise you Dubai.

"He has flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday."

This hair's not gonna color itself ...

"Well...I've been hit in the back of the head with an axe...and look at me. I'm fine." --OH years ago at the old Shenago Lounge by a gentleman exposing several inches of crack.

I mean, ya gotta start somewhere. You can't just go, "hi, I wanna bang ya."

Overheard this at Henry's... " I just heard the words colonoscopy waft from over there.." which was quickly followed by hearing them say "worst oral surgeon ever"

she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.

Gotta poop. I'm going to Java Break.

"You know, my Dad had 130 first cousins..."

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