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I don't work out in the mornings anymore. I once yawned so hard I pulled a jaw muscle.

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"I've been smoking more in my house lately..."

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I'm from the suburbs. I'm jumpy.

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Friend of mine from Australia mentioned this today: "I'm sure I see 80% of my annually required number of stoned people whenever I visit Lawrence."

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So it turns out if I don't go see his mom and go and get fingerprinted I'm fucked.

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"my seventh grade boyfriend was my most serious relationship...." Gotta love freshmen

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Ummm... why do you have emoticons downtown? Oh, that's "art"!

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Eight Street Tap... You won't find the man of your dreams necessarily. Bu you'll find the man of your night. I swear!

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